Hitchhiker Girls by Liz Young, a Parody of California Girls by Katy Perry

Hitchhiker Girls by Liz Young, a parody of California Girls by Katy Perry
by The Sperm Whale and Bowl of Petunias (Notes) on Friday, May 17, 2013 at 12:21am
Greetings hoopy froods
Let’s take a journey

I know my face
Where my eyes are always getting greener
Warm, fun, yet mild
Always looking for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Sippin’ Pineapple Juice
Layin’ underneath the pine trees
(What fun)
The boys break their necks
Tryin’ to creep a little sneak peek
(At us)

You could travel all worlds
But no girls are greater from coast to coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be fallin’ in love

Hitchhiker girls, we’re unforgettable
Guides in hand, towels on top
Star-kissed skin, so hot
We’ll make your brain sizzle

Hitchhiker girls, we’re undeniable
Intelligence, looks, humor, we’ve got it all
All-coasts represent
Now put your thumbs up

Sperm whale on the beach
Wears anything from clogs to stilettos
Silly yet we’re deep
Like an undiscovered pharoah

You could travel all worlds
But no girls are greater from coast to coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be fallin’ in love

Hitchhiker girls, we’re unforgettable
Guides in hand, towels on top
Star-kissed skin, so hot
We’ll make your brain sizzle

Hitchhiker girls, we’re undeniable
Intelligence, looks, humor, we’ve got it all
All-coasts represent
Now put your thumbs up

Toned, thin, fat, or sturdy
We open hearts because we’re heady
Shy or wild from any coast
These are the girls I love the most

I mean the ones, I mean like she’s the one
Wanna kiss her, she’s so much fun
The girl’s a geek, counts electric sheep
while rescuing sperm whales on the beach

I love to watch girls play
from the U.P. to South L.A.
From Orion Beach to Palm Springs
Every season, every day

Homeboys wigggin’ out
All those gals hangin’ out
Teeny, not teeny, martinis, no tinis,
A king looking for a queenie

Liz, my lady?
(Yeah?)
Looky here, baby
(Uh-huh)
I’m all up for a whirl
‘Cause your represtin’ our Hitchhiker Girls

Hitchhiker girls, we’re unforgettable
Guides in hand, towels on top
Star-kissed skin, so hot
We’ll melt your brain sizzle

Hitchhiker girls, we’re undeniable
Intelligence, looks, humor, we’ve got it all
All-coasts represent
Now put your thumbs up

Hitchhiker, Hitchhiker girls
(Hitchhiker girls, man)
Hitchhiker, Hitchhiker girls
(I really wish you all could be Hitchhiker girls)

Original song: California Girls ft. Snoop Dogg by Katy Perry on
YouTube.

You can find Liz Young hanging out with “The Sperm Whale and Bowl of Petunias” here.

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